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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:39
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Still no good
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.